this is momo

thesonicscrew:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

poptartwizard:

cuntology:

What gay guys think a vagina looks like.

are you trying to imply that this ISN’T what a vagina looks like?

as a woman i can verify that this is what the average vagina looks like

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

poking-roger-waters-penis:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

freddies-beautiful-smile:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

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itucktuck:

Finally some decent costumes.. jesus

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tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

theperksofbeingseamus:

Tumblr, teaching more about rape culture than they do in school

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dorkly:

Xbox Fans Are Showing Their Support On Facebook

Oh wait, I mean - the exact opposite of that.

ohioisloko:

bleedthatmaroonandgold:

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

reblogging for the last commet. HILARIOUS

JUST FOR THE RECORD I SAW THIS BEFORE ON SOME TV SHOW AND THEY WERE DOING IT TO A BUNCH OF PEOPLE AND THIS ACTRESS IS A LEGIT LITTLE GIRL HE JUST FULL ON KICKED THIS KID IN THE STOMACH AND IT LOOKS LIKE SHES DEAD OH FUCK

View in High Quality →

boobs-and-champagne:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist

Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Social activism! 

neuroneptune:

edwardspoonhands:

BRB….selling my Microsoft stock…

Sony campaigning solely on sick burns is making me so happy.

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derplodge:

This movie was fucking great

(Source: poketrainer4life)

chilope:

txtpostprincess:

if you’re a girl and you call everyone “bro” you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

if you’re a person who thinks someone shouldn’t be allowed to use certain words because of their gender you need to stop because you sound unattractive and stupid

shepcom:

Nicolas in all his glory

infelicities:

literally me

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